Let's Rate It

Some people like numbers, some like letters, and some like stars. So to bring order to chaos, I have scientifically developed (through educational guessing, a touch of smarminess, and a little bit of bippidyboppidyboo) the following rating scale for my reads. Under each category, there are three individual descriptive ratings which equal awesome, good, and just o.k.

The Cover:

• A shimmering mirage in the Sahara of books.
• Those graphic artists know what they are doing.
• Ummm…the colors match.

Page Turner Worthiness Factor:

• I demand a sequel.
• Oh no, it’s the last page!
• I was half way through the book, I had to finish.

Coming to a Theatre Near You:

• Only if J.J. Abrams directs it.
• Worth the price of three gallons of gas.
• What were they thinking, not another moonlight movie?

Better than a bowl of ice cream:

• Haagen Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond
• Chocolate with sprinkles.
• Just plain vanilla.