All that and a bag o'chips!

How does this book stack up?

Some people like numbers, some like letters, and some like stars. So to bring order to chaos, I have scientifically developed (through educational guessing, a touch of smarminess, and a little bit of bippidyboppidyboo) the following rating scale for my reads. Under each category, there are three individual descriptive ratings which equal awesome, good, and just o.k.

The novels will be ranked according to the following categories:

The cover

Page turner factor

Should the novel be made into a movie?

How does it compare to a bowl of ice cream?

See, I told you it was scientifically developed.

The Cover:

• A shimmering mirage in the Sahara of books.
• Those graphic artists know what they are doing.
• Ummm…the colors match.

Page Turner Worthiness Factor:

• I demand a sequel.
• Oh no, it’s the next to the last page!
• I was half way through the book, I had to finish.

Coming to a Theatre Near You:

• Only if J.J. Abrams directs it.
• Worth the price of three gallons of gas.
• Not another moonlight movie?

Better than a bowl of ice cream:

• Haagen Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond
• Chocolate with sprinkles.
• Just plain vanilla.